So I realized that I've hit an all-time low.
All around me, people are surpassing (or coming very close to) my number of posts. And these people, I should remind you, were presumably inspired to begin blogging because I did (though they have not all admitted that this is the case).
But that's when I realized some things.
Firstly, it's not necessarily quantity that counts, but quality. Every pixel of every letter of every word of every post here is dripping with alarming levels of awesomeness. And depending on what browser you're using, you can zoom in and each letter has a higher resolution, making it even more awesome.
And secondly, as I noted before, my starting a blog caused something like four people to start blogs as well. So I must be doing something right.
Plus, I have demonstrated my complete lack of respect for any Internet courtesy by posting two posts in one day for two days in a row. Some might consider this "against the rules", "weird", or "unfair". But I simply say "BAH."
If we couple this with my apparent disregard for any form of conventional modesty, we can see that I must be some form of robot.
And everyone wants to read a blog written by a robot.
...Which, now that I think about it, may have been the basic premise of this blog in the first place.
So it looks like I'm doing a pretty good job here.
:::Source expected
:::16.01.09
:::STOP
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By the way, for those of you who may have been puzzled slightly by this post:
I have been known, on occasion, to write serious posts.
This is not one of those times.
...Usually I let you know, anyhow.
When they are I mean. Since usually they're not (not entirely, anyway).
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